Monday, June 22, 2009

Context Clues


Every family seems to develop their own "isms," and our family is no exception. Anyone who has spent significant time around us knows that our trademark Johnsonism is what I like to call "Context Clues." I must both acknowledge and possibly rebuke Phil's college roommate, Jordan, for helping to instigate this family idiosyncrasy. "Context Clues" works like this: in any given two words, the last word is limited to simply a letter. For example, "It's a beautiful d." Using a little common sense and, as the title suggests, context clues, this sentence simply states, "It's a beautiful day." See if you can figure these out (answers at bottom):

1) a babbling b
2) electric b
3) hot c
4) frozen d
5) granola b
6) to g

It would be un-American to have rules without exceptions so the exceptions are as follows:

1) If the abbreviation takes longer to say that the original word, you should not use the abbreviation. For example, "wake b" (board) works, but "boiling w" (water) doesn't. Typically, the abbreviation is a "c," "d," "e," "g," "v" or "b."
2) You almost never use an abbreviation for more than one word at a time
3) The word abbreviated must be the second word, not the first

Feel free to incorporate this Johnsonism into your own family if it helps you communicate more humorously and/or efficiently; we have found it to accomplish both those goals. Also, please add any suggestions that might improve on our context c's.

ANSWERS:
1) babbling brook, 2) electric blanket, 3) hot chocolate, 4) frozen dinner, 5) granola bar, 6) to go

6 comments:

Melissa said...

exception to rule #2...

cole's favorite meal.

mac & c and c.

macaroni and cheese and chicken.

love you! i laughed out loud at this post!!

Thomas said...

I propose an addition to the rules! When presented with a potential abbreviation, but the second word has a hard consonant pairing at the beginning of the word, you add the "ee" sound to the end of the second consonant (even if "ee" is not native to the consonant), if the word is not otherwise capable of abbrevation. For example, "Doctor Skup" is "Doctor Ski."

"Doctor S" just doesn't do. It's too close to "Mr. F."

Thomas Again said...

and, to clarify the application of the exception, "Doctor Phil" is "Doctor P."

diggens said...

wow, "possibly rebuke"?! i would think that naming your first b diggens would be more appropriate than a rebuke, no? but then again, maybe you wouldn't give me the t of d?

did i just uncover another exception? actually, that's not an exception, that is mastering the art of contextual clues. the more abbreviated words you can include in a sentence but still communicate the meaning, that's an art form... a dying art form.

with a little p, context c's can be a p of c.

what a great post!

AlieB. said...

THIS MADE mY NIGHT! tomorrow's gonna be a beautiful d.


I LOVE HOW YOU SPELLED OUT EACH RULE.

you are the bomb.

Unknown said...

Context clues can help you improve your vocabulary:
http://penningtonpublishing.com/blog/reading/how-to-use-context-clues-to-improve-reading-comprehension-and-vocabulary/